New Oxford Dictionary!

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ಹೊಸದೊಂದು ಡಿಕ್ಷನರಿ ಪತ್ತೆ ಹಚ್ಚಲಾಗಿದೆ. ಅದರಿಂದ ಆಯ್ದ ಕೆಲವು ಶಬ್ದಗಳು ಇಲ್ಲಿವೆ. ಓದಿರಿ…. ಮಜಾ ಮಾಡಿ…!

OXFORD DICTIONARY’S LATEST DEFINITION OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS:

  • Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

  • Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

  • Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.

  • Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
    the number present.

  • Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a
    way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

  • Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
    will-power is defeated by feminine water power

  • Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

  • Conference Room :A place where everybody talks,
    nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

  • Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

  • Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

  • Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

  • Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to
    open their mouth.

  • Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

  • Committee : Individuals who can do nothing

  • Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

  • Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

  • Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

  • Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

  • Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

  • Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See, I am not injured yet.”

  • Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

  • Father : A banker provided by nature.

  • Criminal : A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

  • Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

  • Politician : One who shakes your hand before after.

  • Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,and
    kills you with his bills.

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